The Night Before Halloween

Coming back from CNR last night, I crossed the street, and walked to the bus stop. Quiet night.
As I waited, 2 large SUVs collided at the intersection and flew up onto the very curb where I'd been standing with another person -- car doors, hoods, and side panels peeling back like crushed paper. Awesome.
Luckily, no one was standing there at the time -- and no one seemed to be injured in either SUV.
A very old woman beside me started yelling about how "they give those drivers' tests in 11 different languages!"
The bus came and all was well.
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